So, today as I was talking on my trusty sidekick, I had an epiphany about life. If you're about to die you should probably cum, because well...it's your last chance.
All quotes were said in the kvlt chat room. <"haha i sneak out when my mommy falls asleep" "but dont tell ehr ok?" "shell stop making me chocolate chip pancakes in the morning"> "all i can do is type it and i doubt i will be as funny but picture a little kid singing "my favorite night is cookie night... oh wait! thats every night!" "tioll house is gonnna oay me liek 3 million for it i bet and then i cna be an astronaut and quit the band" "well, i dont know. i guess. i am used to hanging out with basketball players and nordic warriors and theyre all tall" "wear tube sock with roller skates" "dude im gonna ride a pterydactle into the sunset with pee wee herman" "my middle name is sadam hussain" "satan wrote dear diary" "i stole it from him" "reminds me of my ex bf" "enrique" "everyones a bat, whos a ball?" "every song on the new record is gonna be salsa inspired modern dance" "ok i will, i make industrial music on my computer, thats german" "our next album cover is gonna be petes nudes" "pete said hed do me" "it was weird" "cause he was liek half serious" "i kissed him on stage liek 30 time son that tour it was funny" "people still havent called us gay for it either" "yea me and pete are both gay" "thats why i never have a gf" "its rough being a multi platinum world famous celebrity and being gay" "i want a story about me and tom cruise having an illegitimate kid who sells drugs" "ive read babysitting sonny" "i would have eneded it by me doing a fatality move on sonny where my dick turns into a laser cannon and blows his head off and then i eat his body" "boner time" "im an anti drug?" "i cant jack off anymore, my penis got taken off in surgery a few years ago" "i wish i had a fetus on the side of my head" "when i was 15 and 16 all i did was make gay jokes and poop jokes cause i loved blink 182" "for halloween im going to be a midget" "im gettign bone reduction surgery" "i got kikced off by the evil monkeys who run the internet i hate hem" "not too much longer cause im sleepy and my bf is getting pissy" "i know it makes me wet" "im gonnatry and get my own television show one day" "and just say funny dumb shit on it" "jay leno loos like the butt people from south park" "im gonna try really hard ot land an acting career from thi sband" "i wanna be in movies, or have a sho won adult swim, like a late night live thing on adult swim, the new SNL or ossmething" "im still all about my tollhouse cookie jingle" "ricky is stoner" "no i didnt, i wore a dress" "yea i was wearing a dress where my wee wee hung out in the front" "ill bake them in the shape of steve urkle!" "i hate ham" "i like turkey better" "unless its hanging off the end of a black strippers nipple" "ham is gross" "it has white stuff in it" "hamburgers are the shiznit" "meat is better than aids" "haha sonny just needs an interpreter" "he can learn sign language" "not axe, i jsut puton deodarant in the morning" "my skin muyst be full of sexy smells and incense" "